Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble….
I shall cast my spell
And into my cauldron I will first toss in betrayal
Then seduction, regicide, a princess on the lam, sword wielding dwarfs in a magical land, a brother, a sister that are uncomfortably close,
don’t always lead to a show better than most.
Snow White & the Huntsman is a classic tale,
Brought to books and screen as an enchanting story to never fail,
A Bella Principessa is our less than charming heroine,
A smile is to her somehow foreign,
The Queen is a true Monster, a witch
And I think a succubus,
Draining young girls for their beauty,
She even schemes with poison and magic for her own glory.
A mirror that talks and no one can see
Let’s you think she even might be a little crazy.
A charming rouge with axes in battle is never a bore,
I just keep thinking he was better as Thor,
Special effects that are modern and digital,
Do work seamless with in camera and practical.
A fine film for young audiences with no boobs, blood, or whores,
Will be great for young audiences when they finish their chores,
Safe you will feel when tweens flock from their homes,
I on the other hand will be happier watching the next Game of Thrones.